You know that colossal pile of magazines in the waiting room--a muddled sprawl of titles that no one's ever heard of. I don't even know if anyone else touches them, but I do. I like to glance over the covers and try to find something remotely interesting. "50 of the most Dramatic Celebrity Breakups", "Replacing Children with Dogs", "National Geographic's most Boring Excursions".
Yeah, no thanks.
Ah, here's one.
